Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

penis dotter

A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.

"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"

by Becks & Posh April 19, 2010

Dutch Crop Duster

When you do a front flip and fart at someone spreading gas from face to foot.

Whoa, Jimmy just pulled a Dutch crop duster at the aerobics teacher and man he looks pissed!

by vivalaamerica April 3, 2011

cookie duster

a moustache (a jocular term)

Be sure to keep that cookie duster trimmed.

by LightJoker April 9, 2006

Nut Duster

A person's (hopefully a man's) goatee.

Phil is trying to grow a nut duster.

by Nick January 18, 2004

cock duster

A woman's unsightly facial hair. It only refers to a woman's mustache, not a man's.

-Would you go out with that chick?
-Fuck no; she refuses to shave off her cock duster.

by Ape Lincoln April 19, 2006

Fourth Line Duster

Player in hockey that collects dust on the bench due to not seeing any ice time.

Matt, you suck at hockey you fourth line duster!

by themezz October 16, 2010