Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
by VenerableBean July 6, 2011
Get the Shit Dialing mug.N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.
V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.
To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.
V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.
To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.
"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"
"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"
"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"
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When two people are talking at a party and the one listening really isn't. Instead they'll look around to see if there's someone else they would rather be talking to. Consequently, even though they're nodding their head and smiling, they're not paying any attention to you.
The same could apply to evening/weekend invitations. A person will accept an invite and then cancel because they received another/better offer to go somewhere else.
The same could apply to evening/weekend invitations. A person will accept an invite and then cancel because they received another/better offer to go somewhere else.
"Dude, when I invited her to go away with me for the weekend. she said she would love to. Then an hour later she cancelled saying that there was a party she wanted to stay in town for. She was totally better dealing me."
by Dasheroo July 18, 2006
Get the better dealing mug.In baseball, when a pitcher strikes out a batter looking on a breaking ball causing his knees to buckle.
by Derek Forrest December 4, 2007
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Every Wednesday Pete invited Molly and Shea round for another rendition of his Dueling Pianos. After slipping off the piano stool they left happy.
by SandyBerg February 19, 2020
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Oy, the megillah to hire my Duolingoy was just verkakte. I had to stand there with a sad look on my puss and say "it's so unfortunate that there isn't someone out there who just wants to do Duolingo once a week to brush up their Klingon" over and over again until he took the hint.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 21, 2020
Get the Duolingoy mug.he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family
not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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