Drunken' Mc Blumpkin

When one is drunk at Mc Donalds and recieves a blumpkin.

Your girlfriend is such a slut she gave me a Drunken' Mc Blumpkin after we were done eating.

by filtonopilis January 13, 2010

Drunken Aristotle

Considered as classifying ethics for Western philosophy, Aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. However, he wrote while sober. Ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. The genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.

Nathan: Man, all that Jagermiester hit me so hard last night I took home my best friend's daughter. It was her 18th birthday last night, you know...

Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!

Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.

by Lance Greatthrust March 25, 2010

Drunken Idol

Where everyone at the karaoke bar thinks they are the best damn singer in the world, only to realize the following day and reviewing the videos their friends take of them that they are not.

"Watched my own episode of drunken idol last night, not sure who won"

by streetrat18201 April 16, 2010

drunknoxious

1.A combination of being drunk and being obnoxious at the same time.

Hey did you see that one guy? Yeah dude he's so drunknoxious.

by Bleedmaggot June 25, 2010

drunkenbycider

people who think that cider is beer and pretend to be drunk while they are not. These people are at parties and are tying to impress girls by their "coolness"

Guy 1: Did you see the people drunkenbycider yesterday at the party?

Guy 2: Ya, they are so stupid

by somebodyfrommars September 17, 2010

Drunknate

Donate to a cause while and because you’re wasted.

That Beto campaign has me figured out. They keep posting pictures of Ted Cruz’s stupid fat face with “donate to Beto now, to ruin Ted’s life.” So I’m gonna finish these natty lites and drunknate 20 bucks.

by nsenada September 2, 2018

Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.

Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”

by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020