Noun. An asshole who puts someone else down to make themselves look and or feel better. Mainly used after a cock blocking maneuver
Dude, why you got to be such a doush dick?
Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.
If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...
Hey, Doush Dick, leave your ego in the car next time.
If that Doush Dick cock blocks me one more time...
by FenThing November 30, 2007
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1. A synonym for jerk, asshole, idiot, moron and a thousand other petty insults. Often used in conjunction with other explatives.
2. A situation, most likely sudden and unwarranted, that is of dire consequence to the person describing it. See also shafted.
-verb
1. To defecate, take a dump, pinch a loaf.
-adj.
1. Something that is undesirable or makes everything around it worse.
1. A synonym for jerk, asshole, idiot, moron and a thousand other petty insults. Often used in conjunction with other explatives.
2. A situation, most likely sudden and unwarranted, that is of dire consequence to the person describing it. See also shafted.
-verb
1. To defecate, take a dump, pinch a loaf.
-adj.
1. Something that is undesirable or makes everything around it worse.
That was my soda you stupid fucking douski!
My car broke down in the middle of the freeway, talk about a total douski.
Be right back guys, I gotta douski real quick.
Get that douski girlfriend of yours out of here right the fuck now!
My car broke down in the middle of the freeway, talk about a total douski.
Be right back guys, I gotta douski real quick.
Get that douski girlfriend of yours out of here right the fuck now!
by rz9909 January 30, 2007
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by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010
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by Tacos 72 February 16, 2018
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by Heinousness March 4, 2018
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by Lauren Chadwick October 19, 2019
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I was eating cindy belford out when I almost choked on a giant doushnugget. Now I have had exstreme cold sores the cover most my face and mouth. Dirty ,no warning bitch!
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