douchenheimer

step above a normal douche bag going even further towards living a long and lonely life because you are so douchey.

wow...rocky is such a douchenheimer, what kinda douche bag would shit on their dog?

by the wood1 March 8, 2011

douchetude

n., amount of douchey-ness, often measured in levels

When you use "Cheers" as your sign-off for professional emails, it only invites speculation into your level of douchetude. Sorry.

by Arthur Gopal February 20, 2011

Doucheneese

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012

Douchenugget

The exact word to describe the personality of the character Hans from the movie "Frozen". (Can be used for other annoying or douchey people in your life)

"You still friends with Hans?"
"No, I ditched that douchenugget a while back."

by Proudcreatorofthisword February 17, 2014

douchequeer

(best said in New York accent) another meaning for your friend who is both a fag and a dickhead.

Brett, you fuckin' douchequeer. (REMEMBER New York accent)

by willybillynillyphillp September 23, 2014

Douchenugget Bumwagon

A person who annoys you to the core.

My boss is such a douchenugget bumwagon.
Did you hear about that douchenugget bumwagon Kanye?

by Archacester February 10, 2015

Douchebucket

The receptacle that catches dirty vagina water after someone douches, hence meaning it is more vile and disgusting than just simply douching.

That girl April is so horrible she's a douchebucket.

by Twunkle March 13, 2015