Anal Dandruff

The small scraps of toilet paper left behind after wiping your butt.

I was looking at my backside in a mirror and noticed I had anal dandruff from the lousy toilet paper I used at my grandmas house.

by SayHuh?? June 22, 2011

dandruff

Fake drugs, e.g. talcum powder sold as cocaine

He sold me 10 grams, but later I found it was dandruff.

by Gareth Utley August 15, 2005

Dandruff

Dandruff is a new sex term for when a guy cums in a bag and lets it sit for 2 weeks until it dries. Then whips the bag out of his closet while doing his lady friend in the behind and crushes the solid cum to make dusty dandruff like flakes that land in her hair. Dandruff.

Broheim last weekend i totally dandruffed my favorite lady friend!!!

by Benjamin Garza February 15, 2009

Dandruff

The semen your hair produces if you dont wash it.

I really had alot of dandruff last night!

by Dark Souldier November 11, 2006

butt dandruff

when ur butt cheeks are very very hairy, and ur name is david dilbeck, and when u r in launguage arts class (or English) and u get up and there is white specks on the chair!

Bailey- ewwww look at davids chair!
Jane- ew i know its called butt dandruff.
Connor- ha ha ha

by Baymoo April 15, 2010

got dandruff some of its itchin

A term used to replace "god damn son of a bitch" or when trying to refrain from using the lords name in vain!!

that got dandruff some of its itchin is pissin me off!!

by jugatech December 18, 2007

ball dandruff

When u sleep with someone and wake up with his or her dry cum on u and u have a scratch

Fucked this bitch real hard last night and she cum all over me so when I went for a piss I had ball dandruff

by Rynryn October 28, 2017