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Divorce

Way of crushing a men genitals through his wallet
I can't get any girls...I just went through divorce
by DjDog43 November 22, 2025
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Divorce.

The financial punishment in America for abandoning your friends and family for sex.
Yea I haven't seen Jason in 10 years, it's about time for him to get a divorce.
by Ufa1 May 19, 2020
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Divorce rape

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?
I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.
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Divorce Party

As seen on The Tyra Show.
A party where you gather all your girlfriends to celebrate your single-ness and to destroy anything that may remind you of your ex boyfriend, husband, friend, dream guy that you've never met, or any other man that you want to get divorced to. This is usually done after a break up or just randomly if you feel like you need someone out of your life. This event usually includes, burning any pictures, deleting him off Facebook, and/or throwing away any of his belongings.
Girl 1: 'I can't believe he broke up with me!'
Girl 2: 'I know how you feel, now we need to have a Divorce Party soon!'
Girl 1: 'Oh yess! I need him outta my life, I'll bring the mock-tails'
by Pauligha October 21, 2010
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Divorce cherry

(Noun) The somewhat virginal state a person is in after being married for a number of years and (often) being deprived of sex.
"Man, she was the first woman I slept with after being with Lisa for ten years -- she totally popped my divorce cherry!"
by MinnWax April 16, 2008
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divorce reform

Something that will never happen because there's no money in it.
It usually involves controversial ideas like bringing concepts of "innocent until proven guilty" and "equal treatment under the law regardless of gender" to family court. It also often involves controversial ideas like treating a marriage contract like any other contract where someone is free to exit the contract any time; but, if there isn't sufficient cause, the person exiting the contract must leave the other parties as unharmed as possible, and the person exiting without sufficient cause may face penalties for doing so.
I think it would be better if we had a system where, when one parent initiates a divorce, there is a rebuttable presumption (meaning a presumption that could be rebutted if wrong-doing can be proven) that any minor children remain with the other parent that didn't want the divorce. Scientific studies show divorce is usually very bad for kids, and this would probably greatly decrease unnecessary divorce.

Dude, you're talking about divorce reform. That will never happen.
by YetAnotherVictim October 2, 2011
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Divorce/Breakup Olympics

When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.
Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!
by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010
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