Descraption

When something is crap

This is the descraption for my iPhone that isn't in full working order.

by LVKgAL October 4, 2015

family disruption

Divorce or family’s falling apart or not being together anymore. Family’s breaking up

My friend went through a family disruption, so now he has to see his parents on separate weekends.

by LordVader73 June 7, 2023

compassionate disruption

A program of pushing homeless into social services that move the homeless out of an area and into a place where they can be inadequately treated outside the purview of the public.

The police lured the poor homeless from the downtown, under their new policy of compassionate disruption. The homeless were given the option of a one way Greyhound bus ticket, to see a far a way land, or residency in the local police hotel, and a job doing community service.

by mlhiss September 24, 2014

distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

by wat thehell January 23, 2008

Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.

I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!

by windadam April 17, 2009

distraction managment

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you

I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)

by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020

erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018