Virgil Discount

Flawlessly dressed in luxury clothes and items as if money was no object.

Stepped out of Louis looking like a Virgil Discount

by Abunchanigguhs April 10, 2020

five finger discount

free. stolen. pinched.

"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"

by D-Bizz January 10, 2007

bro discount

When someone promises to hook you up with something for cheap but you end up having to pay the full retail price or more.

"Tell him you know me, he'll give you the bro discount"

by starhammer January 11, 2006

Six Finger Discount

Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!

(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!

(Less-Offensive)

I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!

by Squirrelish87 July 26, 2008

friend discount

1. When a "friend" asks for deeply discounted pricing on an item you are selling, essentially robbing you of money you could easily make from any average buyer, and you grant it almost exclusively because you'd feel bad if you didn't.

2. When a friend immediately demands payable the privilege of knowing him/her in the form of a discount.

"I'm selling my XBox 360 for $140 on craigslist."

"My XBox just red-ringed. Can I get a friend discount on that?"

*Pause*

"Okay, I'll give it to you for $100."

"Sweet, thanks man!"

by thwalker December 25, 2011

Katrina discount

to have obtained possession of something by stealing, particulary shoplifting. See also five finger.

Since the authorities failed to rescue people after the hurricane, the only food and supplies stranded people had were what they could get at a Katrina discount.

or

The news has been filled with stories of people taking stuff from stores at a Katrina discount.

by FreshChango September 21, 2005

Discount Double Text

When you text some one twice before you receive a response to the first text.

"Dan you Discount Double texted Joe Johnson last night"

by Poe@113 September 5, 2012