Disconbobulated

Broken pen!

'OMG!!...this pen is crap, it must be disconbobulated!'

by Katie Lass January 21, 2009

discombobulated

Knocked into a state of mental and bodily confusion in an athletic competition.

Ronnie Lott, Michael Strayhan, and Lawrence Taylor discombobulated many quarterbacks, running backs and wide receivers during their NFL careers.

by Nypsey October 21, 2008

discomboobulated

to be f*cked up beyond recognition due to mind altering substances.

I'm discombo.. I'm disco bob...I'm discomboobulated...Hell, I'm fucked up...

by Alex "Scooby" Smith February 12, 2006

discumboobilated

Feeling like a train shit on your chest.

When Sandra woke up this morning she appeared to be discumboobilated

by Ronaldprettyman January 17, 2008

Discombobulate

Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)

He looked a little pained...

When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!

You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"

That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.

by feminazi_flamingo69 November 7, 2017

disconbobulated

To confuse the fuck out of someone

You have just disconbobulated the fuck out of me

by Captain cocksack August 4, 2016

Discobobulated

When a limb is broken or fractured. It can be discobobualted.

Look at my arm it's all discobobulated.

by Diddle rox September 13, 2005