The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.
/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./
by AlbanianKid April 25, 2015
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When she got up, she sucked down all the beer out of my friends' fridge, emptied all the change out of my pockets, and then got railed by the cab driver that next morning on the way home. What a ditch bottle.
by sarcan August 20, 2010
Get the ditch bottle mug.A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.
Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.
by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017
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by parippufiction June 9, 2020
Get the ditchstar mug.The lowest of the lowest move in texting. When someone says hi in a conversation only to leave the conversation. These low class scums can be referred to as dingbats.
Todd: hey what's up!?
Kennedy: hi
Todd: what's going on!
Todd: hello?
Todd: screw you you damn hi ditching hi ditcher. You're such a dingbat.
Kennedy: hi
Todd: what's going on!
Todd: hello?
Todd: screw you you damn hi ditching hi ditcher. You're such a dingbat.
by Henrylikescatsandscats September 11, 2016
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That girl you been pimping out for 5 years told everybody you sell drugs. Yeah I called her a snitch ditch bitch 2 years ago!
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