COD diet

when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty

Guy 1: Dude, have you lost weight?
Guy 2: Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet.

by papa_squat_0516 December 20, 2010

diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.

I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

Dethklok

The single most popular death metal band, and indeed art form of any kind, in the known universe. The health of the world economy is dependent upon these musicians, who are prophesied to bring about an apocalypse of metal.

My friend lost a testicle at that Dethklok concert. It was insanely brutal.

by Danny Valentine November 21, 2010

gossip girl diet

its what gg superfanatics do. they unconsciously lose weight just by watching gossip girl over and over!

friend 1: hey. you lost alot of weight! how'd you do that?
friend 2: duh. gossip girl diet!
friend 1: what's that???
friend 2: it just happens! watch gg. and you'll find out!

by ilurvereeses March 19, 2009

Diehl

...of German heritage, usually beer loving, joke telling, jolly people, they love wenches and lean to the kinkier side of life.

Don't we all wish we could be a "Diehl".

by BigDiehl February 4, 2009

diet boyfriend

All the fun, half the calories. A fuck buddy basically, but a much better name for it :)

he's my diet boyfriend. Don't have to deal with none of his problems!

by hypermonkeychik June 25, 2010

diet cake

person with little to no booty

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake

by Janemba April 26, 2015