Diet Pop Tart 

-a Pop Tart with the edges broken off so just the delicious, fruity middle part is left.

Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!

Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!

Diet Pop Tart by T-Floss September 30, 2009

diet pussy 

a pussy that isnt fat

That is a diet pussy! Tastes great, less filling!

diet pussy by spencer1 December 15, 2008

diet whoopass 

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

diet whoopass by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

Diet Smirnoff 

The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!

A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.

"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"

Diet Smirnoff by Honey why is the baby on fire? May 30, 2018

diet racism 

Having racist thoughts or always giving racial comments towards people but don't like being called racist. These people usually don't even know they're racist.

Kyle: the Blacks and Mexicans are fucking up the country!

Bob: your racist
Kyle: no I'm not!
Bob: ok, you have a case of diet racism
Kyle: *goes off about how Donald Trump should be president.

diet racism by thewimboslice July 22, 2016

Diet Friday 

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.

What day is it?
Diet Friday

Diet Friday by Slim_Jim February 28, 2009

Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy

Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.

Diet jizz by Elegendary August 3, 2016