Definitions by T-Floss
Trust Kill
n. when two consenting people kill each other in a way that is predetermined. It's like committing suicide but having someone else do it and you do it to them simultaneously.
Reagan: I don't think we're going to get this job, Trevor.
Trevor: Fuck it. Let's just do a trust kill.
Trevor: Fuck it. Let's just do a trust kill.
Trust Kill by T-Floss May 18, 2012
Bruised Turd
the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.
Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.
Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...
Bruised Turd by T-Floss February 23, 2011
Diet Pop Tart
Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!
Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!
Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!
Diet Pop Tart by T-Floss September 30, 2009