Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.

Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.

by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020

Poopy Dickens

Colloquial term for a dude who's always trying to sneak in his girls' backdoor, or one showing up after a night with that extra-kinky girl down the way.

Dude A: Well, if it isn't Poopy Dickens walkin' through the door at 5 a.m.!

Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.

by OpusAtrum August 6, 2008

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester

A true royal indeed. He resides in Manchester after 12 grueling years of war. He has promised to kill all humans before 2025. He's also very gay.

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester is a master of the arts.

by duwqgyfbwf May 17, 2022

dickens

(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Lookout...Dickens!
Dicken's on your left, hit it.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

dickens cider box

Puttin yo dick inside her...

Coty's puttin his dickens cider box.

by Tyler May 12, 2004

Dickbasket

A person(s) who has commited a certain act of faggotry. Otherwise known as the kid you keep your pants buckled near.

Its funny how David scratches and flashes his pubic hair right in front of us, like he expects us to comment on how long it is. He's such a fucking dickbasket man.

by lolwank September 27, 2009

dickbeaters

using your enormous tits to give a man so much pleasure that he could possibly premature ejaculate.

Stick your peter between my dickbeaters. baby!

by bambamthankyamaam April 4, 2015