diablo 2

Life draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities.

Gamers ditches school just to spend hours searching of the Ultra Nuklear Oculous of Unanimous Kickass (+2 Skills +3x Immunity to Cold +2000 Magic Damage +Guaranteed Drop of Uniques), rumored to be hidden in a dung sample dropped from Baal's swollen sphinchter.

Diablo 2 Gamer: "OMGz! I just found myself a bitchin' 75x FCR Sorc Ring with 800% Magic Find! God I'm so fucking tired...."

Straight-Thinking Kid: "Neat, I got laid twelve times today. Cool huh? My schlong hurts bad though"

Diablo 2 Gamer: "Haha! You faggot, you got a small dick. Gayass"

Diablo 2 Gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure.

by Chang Tan March 13, 2005

Diablo

N. That to which one dedicates his or her life in the enlightenment that one cannot attain a signifigant other.

"I killed Diablo on hell two-hundred times in a row, and all I got was a lousy ichorsting."

by Brett March 18, 2003

Diablo45

The act of placing your partner on a 45 degree angle for the purpose of pooping on their chest.

I'd like to diablo45 on that guy from accounting.

by Armagetto March 30, 2004

Diablo 2

Highly HIGHLY addictive game. I have been playing for around two years, my friend has been playing for about 4, and I have alot better items than him. He has to ask me for stuff. I spend most of my day on that game, from the time I get home from school to the time I go to bed. (2:30 PM to 11:00 PM eastern time) Only time I ever get off that game is if I have something better do.....like have sex.

Me- I'm playing Diablo 2, wasting my life, losing grades.....but I'm having fun.
Girlfriend- Want to have sex?
Me- Oh yes....after I finish this run....

by Ryan......or is it? April 18, 2006

Diablo II

A extremly addicting free MMORPG made by the godly company know as Blizzard.

Usual convo...
1: OMFG A SOJ ^^
2: BAH, I GOT 60
3: FUCK YOU HAXOR
1: YEZ

by XIII November 7, 2004

diablo

A Blizzard game who could have been so fucking good, but its shit now cuz of all the hacker / thief / cheater / rusher

me : what so good to get to lvl 99 if you're getting rushed?
moron : i'm not getting rushed, my friend deal 17,235,343 damage to the monster while i deal 33....i do a part of the job

by mahatma gandhi January 6, 2004

diablo 2

Addicting game (quite much more than that of the addiction of cigarettes, heroine, crack-cocaine/crack/cocaine)that will suck your life away to your small chair and large blanket that sits next to your computer, which you wait to return to while sitting on the shitter while you should be doing finals T_T. <-- basically me, but not that bad, I still have friends, and my blanket is in the laundry

Typical Diablo 2 Chat (Got this from IRC, yeah its real):
01:02 <CDC> how much is a scl unid?
01:02 <the445566> 33fg
01:02 <the445566> or
01:03 <the445566> 8hrs
01:03 <the445566> or something
01:03 <the445566> lawl
01:03 <CDC> damn thats cheap az
01:03 <h0bby> can anyone kill my ancients hell?
01:03 <mister_d2> gn?
01:03 <h0bby> vat1/1
01:05 <mister_d2> brt

by Leonard T July 16, 2007