rubbernecking delay

n. traffic delay caused by motorists' gawking at any type of car accident, even those on the shoulder of the road. Delays caused by rubberneckers are often the main reason for the slowing of traffic after an accident, rather than the accident itself.
Sorry we're late— 95 was backed up for miles from a rubbernecking delay.
by theodorickb March 27, 2011
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pot-delay

the delay in reaction or comprehension of circumstances/events that occurs when one is under the influence of marijuana.

calculated to be on average 15 minutes, with pot delay.
(15 minutes into a conversation)
"so what about Rocky?"
"woa, major pot-delay"
by no6tutor July 12, 2006
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delay spray

An aerosol spray sold in sex shops that desensitises the penis in order to delay ejaculation.
"The delay spray crap that some sites sell will just numb out your dick (and your lover's pussy or ass), and it won't make you last any longer." (tinynibbles.com, 'I Can't Feel My Ass')
by Wrench January 21, 2006
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the delayed comeback

your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.
Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.
by IMgladURmad patheticleez bro August 05, 2010
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Gaper Delay

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!


I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!
by A.D.218 August 14, 2008
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Man DeLay

A male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of shit Tom DeLay can keep from jizzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with Satan.

See also: Tom DeLay
In exchange for a soul, Tom DeLay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of "Man DeLay" to subdue his raging hard-on for Terri Schiavo, the only "living" woman who didn't threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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Rehaan Delai

People with this name rule sass and are amazing they tend to be gay and born on the 6th of July if you have a friend called Rehaan cherish him
OMG look at the queen of sass ,Rehaan Delai
by Random person 10110 May 08, 2020
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