Minister of Defense

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"

by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009

nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.

We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there

by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004

Defend pop punk

The slogan for the band Man Overboard.

Started out as a joke from this band called The Effort. They had the exact same logo and slogan except it was "Destroy Pop Punk." Man Overboard jokingly turned it into Defend instead and now it's a warcry for kids who love pop punk everywhere.

"My Defend Pop Punk hoodie is the best."

by Ijustwantmybikeback November 2, 2011

Defenepenestration

Defenepenestration is the act of penetrating (sex) then defenestrating (throwing out a window) somebody. Generally viewed as homicide and rape and quite illegal.

I performed defenepenestration by having intercourse with Andie then throwing her out of a window.

by Ava of w27 December 27, 2010

Single Man Defense

When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.

John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.

by Kraemdog January 14, 2010

galaxy defender

A fan of the british pop/rock band MCFLY, but specifically the lead singer and guitarist TOM FLETCHER.

"Girl i gotta tell you i'm feeling much can't get enough of you, galaxy defender stay forever never get enough of you" -star girl album:motion in the ocean
"Morning galaxy defenders, what's troubling our universe?" - Tommcfly on twitter.com

by michellemybelle July 31, 2010

The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.

by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009