Decom Queue

An item of work that can be constantly ignored.

'Hey Adam, have you done that decom queue yet?'

'Nope, it can wait'

by cool britannia June 11, 2009

Decomposure

A state of unrest, agitation and chaos.

His decomposure was caused by the chaos around him.

by Shanning December 3, 2010

Magic Decoder Ring

Google, or another search engine, used in an online situation to keep from looking stupid because you don't know what your buddy is talking about.

Walter was telling me about how to use terminal, and asking me about my LAN. I didn't have a clue what he was talking about, so I used my magic decoder ring and got it all figured out.

by meownkat September 6, 2009

Decommute

To promote individual transport at the expense of commuting / public transport

We are proud to decommute this town by increasing the sales of our SUVs.

by Ade78 October 6, 2012

Decomposers

you realize true punk maybe dead because nothing is new, and yet you try to keep pretending like it's alive so you put on your uniforms by dying your hair blue spiking it and wearing as many stupid colored pants as you can that you bought from hottopic.

WHY do i have to spell everything out for ya! use your imagenation! thats what punks about!

by Nostredumbass February 26, 2005

decemed

v. an intense slap across the face, usually by ten different cocks at the same time

After getting the answer wrong, the boy was tredecemed by his teacher

by Josh March 3, 2005

decompression

To relax in hot tub after work.

I need to get some decompression in my spa.

by Kuehlstein January 2, 2018