dave chapelle

Comedian who has his own show on comedy central. He makes funny satires of the black race, and I think the only reason he can get away with it is because he is, himself, black. ;) not hatin', though. Love black people, asians, whatever. No racism in my house, except on chapelle's show. Very funny man, he imitates r. kelly, and li'l jon, among other people and things.

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by deldelda July 29, 2004

dave grenade

A grenade in Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3 that bounces back at the thrower and usually kills him.

"Oh man I just threw a Dave Grenade and it killed me"

by Viperish Fall February 23, 2008

Dave's over

An excuse for not going out with your friends when instead you'd rather sit at home and watch Mock The Week and Top Gear on the popular channel Dave.

"Hey, you wanna go out and get a beer?"
"Nahh, I can't- Dave's over at my place"

by Portia x May 15, 2009

dauerschlaf

relentless sleeping because your life sucks and you can't avoid your problems any other way.

Exema was so distraught over her breakup and the impending cancellation of her premium cable subscription, she fell into dauerschlaf.

by P.J. Findley July 25, 2011

Dave the Camp Chef

Retarded

Dave the Camp Chef is adopted

by All Successful People February 14, 2020

big wave dave

an occasionally violent homeless man who lives underneath Ocean City Boardwalk, he is a chronic heroin user who sells hermit crabs to support his drug habit

There have been no confirmed sightings of Big Wave Dave in several years. Some say he feeds on unsuspecting tourists. Others say he died from an overdose a long time ago and his spirit haunts Pirate Mini Golf late at night.

by adavid93 July 29, 2012

danver

A friend you can count on and be glad to have in your corner. Thoughtful and has a great sense of humour. Loves the outdoors, fishing, biking and hanging out with friends. Knowledgeable when it comes to cars and has an interest in photography. Finds ways to connect people and break the ice. Count yourself lucky if you’re called a Danver.

Man I wish I knew cars...what I need is a Danver in my life.

Love that guy, he’s a real Danver for having my back.

by BNF2009 April 23, 2020