Diablo II

the most highly addictive game on this planet that will keep you entertained for hours. it will pull you away from your real life and make you think the game is your real life.

Diablo II is the mosy highly addictive game ever.

by Ryan Mak November 1, 2007

Diablo 2

A very addictive game in which the only controls you need is the mouse, numbers 1-4, tab and shift. The game is awesome, I quit for awhile and now im addicted again, SOMEONE HELP ME!!

Dude I pwn3d so many n00bs in D2 last night.

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

los diablos

The now suitable name for the squalor and degenerate city that is Los Angeles, California and its constituents.

Bill: Hey, Tom, ever been to Los Angeles?
Tom: Yeah, more like Los Diablos.

by Space Funk December 16, 2017

diablo 2

Life draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities.

Gamers ditches school just to spend hours searching of the Ultra Nuklear Oculous of Unanimous Kickass (+2 Skills +3x Immunity to Cold +2000 Magic Damage +Guaranteed Drop of Uniques), rumored to be hidden in a dung sample dropped from Baal's swollen sphinchter.

Diablo 2 Gamer: "OMGz! I just found myself a bitchin' 75x FCR Sorc Ring with 800% Magic Find! God I'm so fucking tired...."

Straight-Thinking Kid: "Neat, I got laid twelve times today. Cool huh? My schlong hurts bad though"

Diablo 2 Gamer: "Haha! You faggot, you got a small dick. Gayass"

Diablo 2 Gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure.

by Chang Tan March 13, 2005

Diablo

N. That to which one dedicates his or her life in the enlightenment that one cannot attain a signifigant other.

"I killed Diablo on hell two-hundred times in a row, and all I got was a lousy ichorsting."

by Brett March 18, 2003

Diablo45

The act of placing your partner on a 45 degree angle for the purpose of pooping on their chest.

I'd like to diablo45 on that guy from accounting.

by Armagetto March 30, 2004

Diablo 2

Highly HIGHLY addictive game. I have been playing for around two years, my friend has been playing for about 4, and I have alot better items than him. He has to ask me for stuff. I spend most of my day on that game, from the time I get home from school to the time I go to bed. (2:30 PM to 11:00 PM eastern time) Only time I ever get off that game is if I have something better do.....like have sex.

Me- I'm playing Diablo 2, wasting my life, losing grades.....but I'm having fun.
Girlfriend- Want to have sex?
Me- Oh yes....after I finish this run....

by Ryan......or is it? April 18, 2006