Democrat 

Democrat - the only party that has got us in a surplus (Bill Clinton, and Andrew Jackson).
Democrats are not hippies god damnit!

Some one who believes in helping the poor and balancing the social class is a Democrat. Also helps small businesses. Government not ruled by religion.
For those who don't know what a surplus is, it when the country is making more money than it is losing.

Democrat by Cookies, the other batch April 24, 2006

Democrat 

fucking dumbass that believes it is normal to have taxes raised, believes in corruption, has a mental disorder, thinks all republicans are racist and homophobic but doesn't have any proof to back it up, claims Trump is racist and homophobic while at least 30% of the black community voted for him and he is the first president to have openly gay closet members, i can name a lot more things but just don't have time.

Guy 1: look its a democrat
Guy 2: i think you mean "look its a fucking retard"

Democrat by RED FERRET May 11, 2021

Democrat 

1. A political party for people whose ideas are spoonfed to them by The Washington Post and CNN rather than Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

2. One of two political parties in The United States of America whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens. See Republican for the other political party whose leaders strive for control and power over all citizens.

3. One of two political parties (see Republican) in The United States of America whose members believe that their collective ideas are 100% correct and all citizens who do not agree are complete, uneducated morons. Conversely, Republicans believe to be 100% correct and that non-believers are unpatriotic satanists. Both parties' members ironically view themselves as compassionate, free-thinking and mainstream.

4. Liberal (derogatory)

5. Hippie (derogatory)

1. As a democrat, I have to see what CNN says about Iraq so I know what my steadfast convictions are.

2. Vote democratic so we citizens will have fewer laws and more freedoms.

3. As a free-thinker and a democrat, I say you are an idiot because you don't agree with me. And I know I'm right because I got my beliefs from CNN and you got yours from Fox!

4. Get away from me you liberal!

5. Get a job you long-haired hippie!

Democrat by Geo. Washington May 18, 2005

Democrat 

Politician who claims to be left wing but is actually a great value brand fascist that pretends to care about black and LGBT people.

"Democrat Nancy Pelosi pushed a bill today that would make having at least one black and gay cop per precinct mandatory. The bill also included an expansion of the patriot act, qualified immunity for law enforcement, and funding to bomb every Palestinian home. Other democrat party representatives claimed that this was 'a historic step for minorities everywhere.' Republicans agreed unanimously to pass the bill if a clause to include at least 5 Klan members in each precinct was added to the bill"

Democrat by HVMANTRXSH January 26, 2021

Democrat 

Group of shits that are controlled by the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers. Their pawns include George Soros, Nancy Pelosi, the Clinton family, Obama family, Biden family Roosevelt family etc.
Extremely un-Patriotic. Sellouts to the country. Receives large amount of money from Communist China to disrupt America and funds Antifa, Blm etc.
Owns all the major media companies and Hollywood. Hates free speech and likes to cancel people they don't like. Very skillful liars and worship Satan.
Worst criminals ever on the planet.

Antifa democrat with guns running towards Kyle Rittenhouse
Kyle: shoots them "just got 2 damn demorats. Whoooo that was fun!"

Democrat by The Patriotic Lad December 3, 2020

Democrat 

People who use the race card and separates America. Have become more and more left in recent years in America. Most hate the police, hate the military, and guilt trip whites.

Did you hear about the democrat that said the police should not exist? I think they think criminals should rule the Earth.

Democrat by Bearsfan2004 July 5, 2021

Democrat 

A democrat is a person who likes to take from the "rich" and "help" the poor. This is the cause for America's debt. All they do is appeal to the general public (poor minorities) by make vague promises that they can't keep. They also belive that they way to fix any problem is to throw taxpayer (your) money at it.

The cause for America's problems are democrats.

Democrat by Thekids10 January 2, 2010