dammit timothy

When your buddies son Timothy breaks your cars center console causing you to practically fall over or spill your coffee every time you touch it you elicit a Dammit Timothy.

Anything that is kind of irritating but not super irritating you can elicit a Dammit Timothy. Examples: spill your coffee, trip over a tree root, etc.

by phatflyguy December 19, 2013

god dammit

a saying commonly said when somebody does something they didnt mean to do.

son: OH GOD DAMMIT i forgot to go to my dads funeral!

mother: HEY god didnt dam anything the beavers did! and he's not dead he's just passed out.

by account bob from EO! June 8, 2009

dammit to hell

sick or ill

Man, you look like dammit to hell!

by Cajun80 December 16, 2008

Doctor Dammit

a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.

Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!

Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.

Alex:...do what?

Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!

by the weird that chose to be man October 27, 2010

God dammit Krupa!

Phrase used when your friend just simply ruins everything. Often.

Krupa: *Runs out of elevator drunk and screaming. Gets caught by RA and gets herself and her friend written up.*
Friend: "GOD DAMMIT KRUPA!"

by Straight Krupin' October 21, 2013

DAMMIT JOEY

Website dedicated to making fun of Joey. Posts of pictures and intentionally bad photoshops with pictures of Joey. Can be found on ohdammitjoet.blogspot.com

DAMMIT JOEY!!! Why are you on urban dictionary

by DAMMIT JOEY April 29, 2009

God Fucking Dammit

The full name of our Christian God.

Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022