by Jeff D September 23, 2005
Get the Cuntass mug.A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.
Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.
Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."
Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."
Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
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The blackest person you've ever know sorta gay and sorta straight doesn't really know what he wants but he may want the biggest fattest dick or the losses vagina he is also a stupid retard that needs to learn about life but it's ok because he is BLACK and makes it work overall a nice guy and has a small man baby penis. He is really good at Smashing to the point where it looks like he fights one guy at a time for hours, Pretty impressive he can sometimes make people think about themselves and is in love with a man named Everthron Also has Dreads
Has that centari ever bathed look at them dreads and does he want that man or that girl idk such a Centari
by Biginsmallfeet January 23, 2017
Get the centari mug.A military term used to described your ass. Comes from paratrooper training. When you land after a jump, you hit the ground and roll. This causes your 1st POC to be the balls of your feet. 2nd POC is your calves. 3rd POC is your back of your thigh. 4th POC is you ass, and 5th Point Of Contact is your shoulder blade.
The idiot who listed 5th point of contact with a similar definition needs to get his head out of his 4th point of contact.
by LoudRed January 6, 2009
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Get the Cuntability mug.When you see everyone you hate in one day, that day can only be described as cuntaggedon.
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
"Now I hate everyone at work everyday has become cuntaggedon"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
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