Cubed

To denote when one is smashed in multiple dimensions.

Mate, I was so cubed last night.

Feeling absolutely cubed this morning.

Never want to be that cubed again.

by cubemaster5000 February 3, 2017

Cubed

Drunk/Wavey/Still feeling the alcohol the next morning

Ciara got so cubed last night, she was so wavy...

by minesweepwarrior1991 February 3, 2017

cube

A crappy movie that was filmed entirely inside the same box.

"So, what movie did you rent?"
"Cube."
"(shoots self)"

by name October 13, 2003

Cubes

A certain female body part which is decidely not cubular. A.K.A breasts.

I like cubes.
I have cubes. They go squish.
My cubes lactate.
Mommy, I have cubes

by I Love Breasts. February 28, 2004

meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,

{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.

by Telephony2 January 9, 2023

Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.

Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.

by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008

Companion Cube

Your best friend. His beautiful, shiny exterior is complemented by the drawing of a heart, symbolizing your love for him.

I invited your best friend Companion Cube, but he couldn't come, because you murdered him.

If Companion Cube should speak to you, don't acknowledge his suggestions.

The cake is a lie.

by Steven Willmy November 20, 2007