Tom Cruise It

When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off

noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro

by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018

shoot a cruise

Driving with a lack of direction because there's nothing better to do or because you want to feel the wind in your face.

A phenomena that is becoming increasingly rare due to high gas prices.

"We were bored of chilling in the house so we decided to shoot a cruise."

by QuiteAccurate October 16, 2008

Mid-Tempo Cruiser

Songs of medium tempo, ranging from 75 bpm - 100 bpm. Usually good driving music.

Some good Mid-Tempo Cruisers:
Dr. Dre - Xxplosive
William De Vaughn- "Be Thankful For What You've Got"
Curtis Mayfield - "Pusherman"
T.I. - "What You Know"
Betty Everett - "You're Falling In Love"
Soul and Rap music have alot of good examples.

by bobtheorange October 21, 2010

Poo poo cruise

A nice way of saying you're gonna be in the bathroom for a while

I'll talk to you later, got to go take a poo poo cruise

by Gladys the Great November 23, 2016

Land Cruiser

The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.

Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks.

by J25 September 8, 2005

cruise

drive arround pointlessly with a load of mates for hours

"What you doing tonight"
"Nuffin. Just goin for a cruise"

by sieman April 5, 2004

tom cruise

A once good actor turned completely insane. He is now engaged to actress Katie Holmes (who looks like she's twelve but is still taller than him). Tom Cruise also VERY OPENLY practices scientology. Scientologists, I'm convinced, are trying to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE. I mean seriously, anything started and made popular in LA has to be frigged up. They have schools, and art classes, and buildings. ITS FRIGHTENING!!! How can you have a "religion" based off of a sci-fi novel anyway???? It makes no sense.

But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.

"Oh my God. When she saw Brad Pitt, she went all Tom Cruise and started jumping up and down on my couch. GAWD. Now we need to get new upholstery."

"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."

"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got sucked up into the ship..."

by Mrs. Hayden Christensen July 16, 2005