crowborough

a place with creatures with a low level of intellect, who struggle to understand even the most basic sentences. These are often mistaken for humans. And it is home to many naughty people who are ginger and make mistakes in bashers ( a waterproof, tent type cover).

hey i'm a crowborough and that's where i'm from

by numberonemoose December 31, 2010

crObar

Some one who Is a worry wort, but in the end knows it will work out in the end.

"I don't think I can go to prom with a date."
"What about the girl that asked you?"

by Captgary68 March 23, 2003

crowbat

A portmanteau of a bat and a crowbar

That guy looks badass, I'd need at least a crowbat to beat him in a fight

by aoeu_asdf February 28, 2011

crowbarred

To have a tooth removed

I have to get this wisdom tooth crowbarred out. Not being able to chew sucks.

by Chugach April 26, 2003

crowbarrower

Refers to someone who selfishly/insensitively uses unfair "leveraging" techniques (guilt tripping, promises of windfall sales/profits, grandiose business-opportunity hyping, nepotism-type whiny pleading "But I'm your ___... surely you should want to help one of your own kin!", etc.) to pressure others into giving him "seed money" to start his own business, but then simply using the coerced funds for non-business-startup expenditures, while either totally abandoning his original aspirations to set up shop on his pwn, or at best unmotivatedly proceeding with his plans in an apathetic lackluster manner that almost guarantees failure... just like a crow who hungrily devours the corn kernels that the farmer has just planted, he simply "eats the seed money" to fill his tummy right away, rather than waiting to let the seed "germinate and flourish" into a much more bountiful harvest sometime in the future, where there would be corn galore on which to sate his appetite.

I never lend money to my indolent self-centered cousin --- some of my relatives may be taken in by his enthusiastic sales-pitches of business-optimism, but I think he's just being a crowbarrower, merely to avoid having to get a regular job like every other able-bodied soul has to.

by QuacksO October 1, 2017

Crowbard

To grab an Unsuspecting Victim by the back of the Neck and Aggressively slam their Face against a Table or Hard Surface

Bro did you see Jesse just got fucking Crowbard like a little bitch

by I Like Chicken Fisting November 1, 2020

Crowbaria

A type of flower that grows in the summer and rarely in the winter. It's the only flower in existence so far to display any kind of sentience, and may smack any bugs that come near it, much like a venus flytrap.

Dude that Crowbaria just bitch that wasp!

by Dakken1 June 22, 2022