Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

Crotch Noob by Aesthe February 15, 2010

Crotch stuffer 

A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package

Oliver: Man... does Steve even think that looks real?
Tom: I guess so... he's such a crotch stuffer

Crotch stuffer by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010

Crotch Luggage 

male genitals.

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.

Crotch Luggage by C. Styles November 5, 2010

Crotch Gremlin 

The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.

“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”

Crotch Gremlin by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022

Crotch sniffle 

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

Crotch sniffle by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Crotch sniffle 

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

Crotch sniffle by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Crotch Goblin 

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

Crotch Goblin by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019