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crossing guard teemo

Some fat kid, with coconut hair.
Look at that wild crossing guard teemo, what a faggot.
by TheWizzyFlizzy May 12, 2014
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Animal Crossing Ask Blog

a crazy ass tumblr group that loves shipping animals, all furries
"Wow, did you see this new Animal Crossing Ask Blog? They're such furries."
by askbellissimo February 18, 2017
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Crossing it up, Catholic Style

A handshake in the motion of the Catholic cross. It starts out as a normal handshake, then the hand position is changed so just the fingers are connected. From that point, the movement is up, down, then left to right and vice versa. The left to right movements should be done to the direction of the coolest person taking part in the shake. After the shake is done, it is optional for one to say "Cross it up," and the other to finish it by adding on "Catholic Style"
Person one: Oh look, Johnny and Tony are crossing it up, catholic style!
Person two: Yeah, they really must love Catholicism!!
Person three: STFU you idiots, catholics suck
by J. C. Sampson November 5, 2005
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Coworker Crossfire

When, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or the others) have no understanding. Consequently, unwilling to awkwardly leave, one must bear being caught in the crossfire of the two conversing thereby becoming conversational deadweight.
Eric: "So coworker 1 and I have wrapped up the webpage summary"
Boss: Good
Boss (To coworker 1):Did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
Coworker 1: Yeh but I had a problem with ...
(Eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)

Later on: "Dude, I just had to bear 10 minutes of Coworker Crossfire in the bosses office"
by AuzzyAus July 22, 2009
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crossing wires

means to be confused, think something else to what the person is actually saying
"i'm gay"
"haha homosexual"
"no i'm happy i mean"

that would be getting "wires crossed"
by blah March 7, 2005
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Crossfire

Usually occurs during a threesome that is hurriedly increasing in pace.

The sex is so hot and the men want to bust so bad they lose their heterosexual male sense of boundaries

E.g. begins with a double-team, proceeds to double penetration, getting smashed and a double down before the finale.

What happens is cum from opposing sides intersect in mid-air (crossfire part.1)
If the males don't retain their sense of boundaries soon, they will suffer a nightmare they will never forget (crossfire part.2)
Girl double downs, gets her hair pulled and head pulled back.
Both guys then blow their entire loads, and globs of hot man-juice begin to cover her face.

Then!
The guys are in such a hurried daze they forget where they're pointing.

As loads of cum from both guys intersect in mid-air, creating mini-cum explosions like the interception of a missile...
their cocks start to waver from pointing at her face and swerving towards each other; the girl goes from object of desire to being caught in a deadly cum-crossfire

(In some cases it ends here when the males realize they are moving towards a collision course)
But the sex is so hot loads of cum begin missing her face and ends with the guys eventually pointing at each other.

The men trade man-juice; what was strictly a heterosexual porn act now becomes a homosexual act.

Both guys immediately go flaccid, run home and cry in their beds.

The End.
by jinxlan February 21, 2010
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Crossing

the act of displaying yourself upon a sign, desk, car, street, bed road with your hands out and your legs straight while look up to the sky and screaming.
Crossing
by PurpleWafflesOfDoom July 17, 2011
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