cripple song

A strange phrase heard in the song Shapeshift by Horse The Band, an awesome metal group. In the song, the protagonist is asked by his girlfriend to "sing the cripple song" with her, which scares him off. Therefore, Cripple Song probably refers to marriage, sex,or a long term relationship, which the protagonist wants no part of. So he leaves her. In this sense, singing the cripple song, in real life, can refer to any task which one would rather avoid, such as working, paying bills, or visiting in-laws.

You should have seen her, at one with the Gods.

She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".

Then i was gone.

Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.

She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".

Then i was gone.

by KrispyDymond December 18, 2017

Crippled wank

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs

Katy Jones is a crippled wank

by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019

Brandon Cripps

Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.

Wow Im really pulling a Brandon Cripps and sucking balls at this game right now.

by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018

Crappola

Crap that has delusions of grandeur.

This new cell phone is crappola. It takes pictures and plays music, but it does not make phone calls because it can't get a signal!

by Pierre1027 February 20, 2007

crippling diareah

Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.

The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.

by AK-49 July 3, 2005

cripplecreek ferry

When you kick someone in the knee while they are at a urinal and proceed to urinate on them.

Lenny is in the hospital after Drew gave him a cripplecreek ferry.

by Helena Bonham Carnage March 3, 2017

Crippling

Something that is so ridiculously pitiful that it hurts you.

The shriveled up little dumpster baby was so crippling that I killed myself.

by JuccBoi April 4, 2020