Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.
Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.
2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.
2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014
Get the rusty cowboymug. Wild West like. Not properly planned and controlled.
unmethodical, unsystematic, undisciplined, unorganized, badly organized, unprepared, inefficient, ineffective, ineffectual, incapable
unmethodical, unsystematic, undisciplined, unorganized, badly organized, unprepared, inefficient, ineffective, ineffectual, incapable
by dangerousness June 3, 2019
Get the cowboy countrymug. Greasy filthy scragley long haired ripped t-shirt, cowboy boot wearing skid. Chases cougars with his fake shity Nashville accent. Usually hangs out at local watering holes preying on the weak. Spreads round worms and Chlamydia to every person he interacts with including pets and wildlife.
Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.
Answers to the follows calls:
"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
Approace with caution, pepper spray and a Hazmat suite. Is known to have winey bitch tantrums and destroy private property.
Answers to the follows calls:
"Cooooorrrryyyy Maaarkwaaarrrt"
"Hey DC!"
"Did you see that Douche Cowboy over there? Coooryyy Maaarkkkwaart....Hey DC!"
"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."
"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."
"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
"I think I got worms from that Douche Cowboy that took advantage of me when I was drunk."
"That Douche Cowboy' s long gross hair left grease marks on my furniture."
"That Douche Cowboy is so full of himself. Look at what he is Wearing he looks so stupid!
by spacekitty123 February 2, 2017
Get the douche cowboymug. Sleeping outside in the backcountry without an overhead shelter (such as a tent or tarp), usually done in the context of backpacking. The decision to cowboy camp is a calculated one - bugs, rain, snow, etc. are all possible backfires to the decision and can damper the experience.
Note that having an adequate shelter is a must, cowboy camping is the decision to forgo setting up a dedicated shelter and betting that conditions will be such that the shelter is not needed (but the dedicated shelter is still present/available should it be needed). Not bringing adequate shelter with you into the backcountry is foolish and can result in injury or death.
Note that having an adequate shelter is a must, cowboy camping is the decision to forgo setting up a dedicated shelter and betting that conditions will be such that the shelter is not needed (but the dedicated shelter is still present/available should it be needed). Not bringing adequate shelter with you into the backcountry is foolish and can result in injury or death.
by Pantsa October 12, 2011
Get the cowboy campingmug. 
It's the reverse cowgirl position but two lesbians, where the one with a strap-on is on the top. (Thus "broken", because natural erect penises dont bend like that)
It's referenced a couple of times in House M.D.
It's referenced a couple of times in House M.D.
House: "Hey Wilson, are you going to do the Broken Cowboy?"
Or...
Foreman: "Do you know what is a broken cowboy? It was on House's bachelor party requirements list... ... I hope she can do the broken cowboy"
Or...
Foreman: "Do you know what is a broken cowboy? It was on House's bachelor party requirements list... ... I hope she can do the broken cowboy"
by Dyke Biatch March 25, 2022
Get the Broken Cowboymug. The man wanted to jump out of the plane with his parachute, but the trainer said, "Whoa there cowboy" we haven't verified everything is working right on the checklist yet.
by tender vittles December 15, 2012
Get the Whoa there cowboymug.