ohmyjesusfuck's definitions

ughhhhhhhh

the sound you make when you think about how hot your crush is. not to be confused with ughhhhhh, ughhhhh, ughhhh, ughhh, ughh, or ugh

me, thinking about my crush: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by ohmyjesusfuck May 19, 2022

cowboy

To want to be a cowboy is to want to kill yourself. it comes from cowboys using ropes and knowing how to tie knots, including the knot used for hanging. "cowboy" can be replaced with "sailor," as sailors are also known for knot-tying, if not more so than cowboys.
Comes from the comment section of the YouTube video, "Knots used for hanging," from YouTube channel Textbook of Knotting.

"i can't handle this pressure anymore
i'm quitting my job to become the #1 cowboy" - @althenea

by ohmyjesusfuck May 25, 2025

ATS

Acronym for "apes together, strong," a line from Caesar in The Planet of the Apes. Originally signed in ASL I'm guessing.

AAW, ATS; Ape Alone: Weak, Apes Together: Strong

by ohmyjesusfuck August 11, 2024

the m.o. part

during a particular demarcation of time, the point at which you neck.

here comes the m.o. part.

by ohmyjesusfuck September 5, 2023

That is not okay

Some shit millennial women say when they try to force their own personal hang ups on others.

"That is not okay."
"Okay, but the thing is, is that it, in fact, is. If you're not okay with it, that's okay. But that's YOU. You don't know them, or their situation in its entirety. They are adults and can decide for themselves."

by ohmyjesusfuck June 8, 2022

the fuck

"the fuck" simply means "what."

the fuck you want?
the fuck is you doing?
the fuck time is it?

by ohmyjesusfuck March 28, 2022