Conseriperish Castle (1-1)

when promoting to da rook then 1-1. shit

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why white doesn’t promote to queen?

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black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle

by apqmwn October 19, 2024

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Cockstrife

Cockstrife is a magic spell, when cast, it will cause the target to have strife involving their cock.

"How dare you sleep with my daughter, COCKSTRIFE!"

by The Troll Master that will win March 31, 2025

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Constrife • Constrive • constifarted • contrived • constifies • Constipeetion • constrained • constrictor rings • constripulos • contrite

Constifarted

When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.

I'm so constifarted right now!

by Poopsguy July 29, 2025

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fauxa-constrictor

A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.

Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"

by JonnyCarson December 9, 2008

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Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010

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Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014

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