Comms

Abbreviation for communications. :)

"She's in transit. Her comms are down."

by Freedomtalks February 6, 2019

Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.

Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.

by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

combust em

The act of combusting/exploding an African American "person" by any means.

Dwane likes to combust em

by Drew P Schlong 1974 September 24, 2022

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

shove comes to shovel

"If push comes to shove" means that a slight push will escalate into a fight, then this means that you're fighting the opponents until you have to bury them. In other words, this is the next step up in escalation, often as an extreme last-resort measure.

"Hey Mark, aren't you supposed to be studying for finals instead the Saturday night happy hour?"
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."

by edw007 June 14, 2019

Battle Comms

A system of in-game VOIP communication multipayer online gamers that only allows teammates to relay information relevant to winning the match. It's often a requirement for large teams, as well as teams playing in a competitive environment.

Unit member: I heard that the EmP guys live in their parents basements--
Drop caller: Battle comms please! Shoot the UAV down in Fox 5!
Unit member: I need help with this Warhammer! His right torso is critical!

by 0regon January 14, 2020

Jeffrey Combs

Another 80s horror badass and boss actor that's known for playing Herbert West from Re-Animator, who loves his fans. One of the biggest icons ever next to Robert Englund.

Guy 1: My guy, I just met Herbert West himself!

Guy 2: Jeffrey Combs?!

Guy 1: You better believe it, BITCH!

by Jerome Valeska aka Joker June 28, 2021