COLBERT

Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.

Timmy: Want to go for a jog?

John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?

by roar123 April 15, 2009

cobeerent

The ability to slur your speech whilst drunk yet still be understood by your friends as they are drunk too.

I was so hammered last night I could hardly talk. It's ok though, I was still cobeerent.

by Crockefeller July 24, 2011

Cosbeer

A half empty drink at a bar, club, or party that is consumed without fear of likely being drugged with Quaaludes by Bill Cosby because you are broke and can't afford to buy more alcohol.

"If you don't have any more cash just grab one of those half empty Cosbeers someone left on the bar."

by DjDivix May 25, 2016

colbertarianism

A religion in which those who persue it are racist and homophobic

are you racist? yes i follow colbertarianism

by Shuffler69420 October 19, 2021

Colbert

To shit while sitting down so the shit squishes between your legs then wiggle around in it.

The mentally ill patient did a Colbert in his pants, but they don't know any better.

by pseudomonym August 1, 2022

Chris colbert

Most humble guy to be around. Very intelligent and have the brightest smile. Bbc

Chris Colbert is very helpful.

by StephenCounty December 19, 2016

Pulling a Stephen Colbert

When you get something named after you.

Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is the "undisputed king of getting things named after"* him. He has a sea turtle, a Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a bald eagle, a trapdoor spider, and many other things named after him.

*Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Whoa, that building is named after you? Talk about pulling a Stephen Colbert."

by mcspringy September 19, 2009