Cockslave

Someone who is unreasonably persistant at defending a video games potential flaw, or a video game in general, even when all evidence is stacked against them.

E.g. getting smug and condescending when somebody criticises the update patterns of a game:

"Personally I've no objection at all to waiting and I just love surprises so I hope they don't tell us what's coming with future releases. :steamhappy:"

How it would be used in a sentence:
"Chicken is such a cockslave, why is he even defending that gameplay mechanic when he's only just started playing the game?"

by bighomiemood January 2, 2019

Cockschlager

Beer, or other alcohol, that has had someone's penis in it.

Matt: Hey man, can you believe that party last night?
Austin: I can't believe Christian downed that whole mug of cockschlager!

by Ari Haugen October 29, 2007

Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.

Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.

by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011

Cocksplain

When you explain something with your penis, like hand language but for cocks.

Guy 1: "Hey bro want to cocksplain?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!" *flails cock around saying "hi"*
Guy 1: *flails cock saying "how are you today?"*

by Snappyyyy March 3, 2021

cockshank

General offensive term - usually placed in a lengthy insult-string for a bit of variance.

First penned by fff aka maunderswan. And don't you forget it.

A: 'yoyoyo'
B: 'hush now, cockshank'

by ~swan July 1, 2005

Cockslap

When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:

"I'll bitchslap you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll cockslap you!"

by DinosaurRoarrx March 23, 2010

cockflap

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.

Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

by Harry Garry Larry Barry Parry November 16, 2007