cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003

cocklick

one who has been known for licking penis, or just another term used when calling someone a creative word for being a douchebag

Man, he was being such a cocklick last night when he said that about me

by Professor Martin Fucktard February 13, 2009

Cockblocker

Someone who prevents other people from having sex.

nick powell is the biggest cockblocker alive.

by cassia;) May 12, 2009

Cockblockerage

Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids

Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage

by mech4fedex August 30, 2009

Cockblocker

Someone who takes or makes themselves obstacles in your way of you getting some action or a person you like or want.

Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?

Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!

by Corina Annetta April 12, 2011

dirty cocksucker

a person who sucks penis after it has been in their own asshole

that girl is a dirty cocksucker she will clean your dick with her mouth after you fuck her in the ass

by bleep July 1, 2006

Cockblocker

Anyone who prevents a male from having sexual intercourse with an another for various reasons.

He followed them home to cockblock his friend from having sex.

by B-Unit December 8, 2003