Cluster-Fuck

A terrible situation, when things are totally out of control.

How is life going for you these days?

My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.

by charleshasideas April 26, 2010

Chinese Cluster Fuck

A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.

"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."

by snizzery August 8, 2008

A Cluster Fuck

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up

What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck

by PaulF October 4, 2006

cluster-comment

(verb)
To mass-message a large number of people using an identical message via the comment, wall, or guestbook section of social networking sites (ie, myspace or friendster), often for the purpose of quickly alerting a large number of people to information such as an event or breaking news story.

Nicole: Hey, did you tell everyone to meet at Shakedown on Saturday?
Carlos: Yeah, i cluster-commented the flyer to everyone on myspace.

by sp00ki October 9, 2006

Cash For Clunkers

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?

Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!

by maxatron July 30, 2009

lazy cluster of atoms

Pretty much what it says on the tin, generally employed to describe someone who shouldn't even exist, for they are just so lazy.

The extent of your laziness is beyond the allowance of existence, you lazy cluster of atoms!

by Julio Von Janitor August 26, 2008

Cluck off

1. to trade off/sell someones belongings(usually stolen) for drugs(usually more hardcore drugs such as Crack, Heroin, Meth, etc.)

Also: Clucked

Finch - "I'ma go cluck off Switch's little brother's gamecube so we can get some dope."

by SwitchBlade June 1, 2006