Bowl clinger

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.

That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.

Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."

by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021

cluster clinger

the most hated and loved item in firtnite

I just found cluster clingers

by ya boy hypickel February 20, 2024

Caleb Cloninger

Caleb is truly one of a kind the sweetest and most thoughtful loving boy you'll ever meet. With a gentle touch and a warm smile, Caleb has a way of making everyone feel special, whether it's through a small act of kindness or a grand gesture of love. His thoughtfulness is inspiring, and his love is pure and unconditional. I love him. And I love his other crazy side, he is a bundle of joy to be around, and his crazy side is a major part of his charm. When he lets loose, watch out! His infectious energy, silly antics, and spontaneous adventures are guaranteed to leave you in stitches and create unforgettable memories. But what makes Caleb truly special is the way he balances his wild side with a heart of gold - he's always up for a good time, but never at the expense of those around him. Being around Caleb is like getting a big dose of happiness and sunshine! He’s my Best friend 💗

“Who is that?”

“That’s my best friend Caleb Cloninger!”

by Celeb’s best friend March 27, 2025