Grover Cleveland

the act of blacking out, not once, but twice in one single day of drinking.

Mason: Dude, I just woke up from that dayger. I blacked out heavy.
Jacko: Bro, you still have to come to Jessica's house, she's having that fat party tonight.
Mason: ah fuck, guess I'm pulling a Grover Cleveland today...

by big beef hucker October 28, 2019

cleveland spackle

1. The effect of fecal particles expelled from one's anus during explosive diarrhea.

2. the act of covering a surface with fecal particles in a pattern resembling spackle

"Dude, watch out for the cleveland spackle in that toilet stall".
"While she was giving me a rim job I gave her a cleveland spackle. Ha, Ha, it was so narsty".

by akinej February 27, 2011

cleveland sunrise

The act of defecating in your friends toilet at night and neglecting to flush it so they have a nice surprise waiting for them when they go to use the restroom the next day.

Jesus Christ what's that smell? Looks like Carl left me a cleveland sunrise again.

by CarterLakeThug April 18, 2015

CLEVELAND JACKRABBIT

A Cleveland Jackrabbit is the act of taking a shit while running at full speed.

Joe took the biggest Cleveland jackrabbit I've ever seen while running down 2nd street

by stephen deschain November 26, 2006

Cleveland Browner

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Cleveland Dreamer

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer on an unconscious person.

The bitch passed out so I gave her a Cleveland Dreamer.

by scp333 March 21, 2009

cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007