Clertiary

The satisfying chill or stimulation one feels whilst drifting through a dark abyss at night.

I felt so clertiary last night when me and OJ were driving through the woods in his Ford Bronco.

by The Yosiation August 17, 2021

Certificato Mamma Mia Momento

bruh moment but in pizza

Gabriel: *takes pasta*
Ethan: I'm never gonna see it again! Certificato mamma mia momento!

by yellow garfield June 22, 2019

certified dub

a night that is so fire with the boys and you know you have it in the bag, therefore a certified excellent night.

chad: “yo i got with mad girls tonight”
tommy: “yeah tonight was a certified dub”

by partyparty1234 August 8, 2019

CertifiedLaw

that dumb fucker that never changes his profile and acts like he always has a dildo in his ass

“Did you see CertifiedLaw fire that guy last night just for getting kicked?”

by kenstervids December 3, 2019

Certified Sender

There is no try, only do. - kipper

The certified sender is an individual who rages like no other.

by Certified sender January 29, 2022

Certified Hater

One who's viewed as overly negative and frequently complaining about everything. They never seem to be pleased, no matter the extravagance. They are viewed ugly from their outside circle based purely upon raw expressions. They admit to these properties and tote the title. Again, Viewed as. Not are.

I'm a hater? Nah, nigga I'm a Certified Hater.

by Shawtyshotmecuzelovedme January 1, 2022

Clartical eejit

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity

Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit

by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022