Clark Can't

Robert Mueller; coined by Bill Maher, April 26, 2019.

I get it, Mueller’s a Boy Scout, a straight arrow, he played it by the book, but you may have noticed for the last three years, we’ve kind of been off book. Greatness sometimes means not doing everything by the book.

We needed Superman and we got Clark Can't.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Clark'd

When one performs a sexual action and it is not reciprocated.

I totally got Clark'd last night. You've just been Clark'd.

by Anonymous and Unsatisfied June 11, 2006

Clark Kent Syndrome

Where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his glasses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.

(sees guy without his glasses)
Girl 1: OMFG! Where are you glasses?!
Guy: I got contacts.
Girl 1: Aha..... (distracted)
Girl 2: (whispers) Clark Kent Syndrome.
Girl 1: Yeah, totally....

by 1mad_scientist December 1, 2009

Clark high school

There’s a bunch of hoes and white ppl that try to be ghetto and all the kids think they are cool by vaping in the bathrooms with there sourin or cool vape juul and they think they are cool by walking out of classrooms and getting into fights in he bathroom and getting suspended so they get a girlfriend

Did you see that fight? Oh yeah the one in clark high school

by Michael gueta September 14, 2018

Clark Broke

The art of carrying around a ziplock bag of change. Being extremely broke.

I'd really like to go out with my friends tonight but I'm Clark broke.

by BrettJW May 31, 2016

Clark Middle School

A middle school located on 93rd Ave. for grades 5-8 located in the North-Eastern area of Saint John, IN. The school feeds into Lake Central High School. Almost all of the students at Clark are Caucasian, with some Latinas and a few African-Americans. The kids that attend this school mostly come from upper-middle class families that live in respectable homes in safe neighborhoods. The typical male Clark student will go to their sports team practices and work hard, then come home and spend the rest of their time playing xbox/ps3 with their friends online. The males at Clark are overall pretty easy-going, but can be pretty try-hard at athletics. The typical female student at Clark has her group of friends, and they're really close. At lunch, each grade eats together and tables represent groups of friends; you won't be allowed to walk over and sit at any table you want if it's occupied. Minor drugs have been a problem at Clark since its beginnings, with the most recent bust occurring in March of 2011. Fights rarely occur, and when they do, they last for a total of about 10 seconds from the time the first punch is thrown (which more often than not misses). This is a result of the somewhat robot-like strictness that the administration runs the school. Overall, if you have a solid group of friends, it's an alright place to go to school. Not much changes or ever happens for that matter, but many would view that as a plus.

Kid 1: "Clark Middle School is soooo boring"
Kid 2: "Yeah, but things are only gonna get worse in high school"
Kid 1: "I know, but I need a change man"

One advantage of going to a relatively new school is that the track and field records are much easier to beat than at older schools

Grimmer Kid: "Hey, what school to you go to?"
Clark Kid: "Clark"
Grimmer Kid: "Oh yeah, weren't you the best player on my baseball team last year?"

Clark is a school where nothing changes

by saintjohn12 July 23, 2012

Clark College

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington.

2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College."
"Oh cool...Where's that?"
"Vancouver."
"Canada?"
"No...Washington."

2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess."
"Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College."
"I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"

by Live.Love.Learn August 2, 2009