coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

Capulation

When an individual caps about sexual activity

That was some serious Capulation I know he didn't get any.

by NigChungus June 7, 2022

Capulation

A play on the word copulation refers to the act of cap (Lying) about sexual activity.

That was serious capulation, no way is he hittin' that

by NigChungus June 9, 2022

Capulation

An indication of something that seems to be
“Cap”

Billy: Yo! I just hooked up with cheerleader Ashley!
Cleatus: Nahh that’s capulation

by Sh0cK LINE December 28, 2022

clopulation

To "ride" your huge four-legged equine buddy while you're out for a rhythmically-clacketing "ride".

Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

coagulated c*m bubble

When a female is acting like the nut that you just let off inside her but just dried up.

When a chick is mad at you for something that you never did but still accuses you for it she is a straight coagulated c*m bubble

by Askmeaboutmywiener August 4, 2023

clapusation

When some one accuses you of giving them clap when your test came back negative

Yooo bro that was a straight clapusation

by Battyboy12334 September 4, 2023