clangun

a group of people that play a mod. of the game UT99, who in reality are really just a bunch of e-thugs who in RL sucks donkeys slong and lives in their mothers basements and have cats as pets/girlfriends/lovers; and in most cases, have never seen a woman naked in person, expect for their mothers

These people are so clangun (CG) that unless its by their mothers, they will never have kids....

by CriticalError August 3, 2009

cleggnuts

bits of shit that get caught in your bum hairs. They can grow in size after repeated non-good wiping of the arse to become bum conkers.

ohh me cleggnuts are killing me, I need some real toilet paper, not this Izal grease-proof stuff, to get them off.

by DarioRocco November 28, 2009

Clagnuts

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse

by sNoWy1998 July 23, 2008

clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.

Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!

by MisterE July 16, 2008

clangers

"Clangers" are two different things.

One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.

Example one:
Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo?
Baby Clanger: OoO.
Other Clangers: OOOOoooo.

Example two:
Bloke 1: Shit.
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Forgot the whife's birthday.
Bloke 2: Dropped a right fucking clanger there, mate.

by flatster January 19, 2008

Clag-Gone

First seen in Viz magazine, Clag-Gone is the trade name of a bicycle-based device for removing tagnuts, cling-ons, dangleberries and winnits. It was hailed as "a unique breakthrough in ringpiece technology".

I've never been scared to moon since I got my Clag-Gone.

by Roopy December 6, 2006

clamgina

Noun: A spread vagina that is so wet it resembles a clam being opened up as if it had just been snatched out of the ocean waters.

"Holy shit! Either my games is that good or I just caught myself a clamgina for dessert.

by clam boatin March 11, 2009