Ward Churchill

Wannabe Indian ethnic studies professor whose credentials no one bothered to check until he questioned Bush. Unlike David Yeagley, a wannabe Indian who couldn't decide his field and follows Bush lock-step and therefore is unquestioned even though his credentials are as suspect as Churchill's.

Now if only we could get all the wannabes to go the way of Ward Churchill.

by Xyzzy March 12, 2005

Churched

Overly intoxicated, drunk beyond recognition. So wasted that you cannot hold a simple conversation.

Dude, I can't remember. I was churched!

by ka.ra September 26, 2010

winston churchill middle school

A middle school with a bunch of terrible (and a couple of good) people. Where to start? The goddamned place has a bunch of bloodthirsty teachers, most of which are completely unaware that each student has five other classes. It also has a couple of nice teachers, so there's that. The district made it an "all-IB school" except they didn't change a single damn thing. They kept every single passport and held-back kid and decided to be more "inclusive". By lowering the bar. Yeah. So all the true IB students get to work three times as hard for the same f***ing qualifications. The cafeteria food isn't bad, not gonna lie, but by god is the school grimy. For an institution (if you can even call it that) that just got 9 million f***ing dollars to build new crap, the goddamn place is covered in old milk and trash. The school is full of SJW's and people so closed-minded and stupid that they can only be described as "wealthy Cro-Magnon". Any conservative student here has a limited time until they get accused of something, so you better keep your mouth shut. If Donald Trump ever came within 100 feet of the campus, he would be lynched within a span of 1-2 minutes. People hate him here. Anyways, the school is full of trashy people and some slightly-less-trashy people

Oh you go to Winston Churchill Middle School? How many genders do you have?

by You are have mom gay January 4, 2018

churched

absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor

Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.

We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.

My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*

by sailingjerryjones November 6, 2017

Churchie

n. sometimes pejorative — a member of the Church of Scientology, usually but not always used by Freezone Scientologists/Independent Scientologists/“protestant” Scientologists (Scientologists outside of and opposed to The Church), and used often in the context of differentiating CofS members from Freezoners.

adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.

Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner

N. “That Sea Org guy said David Miscavige was a better man than Martin Luther King Jr.! He even got offended that someone would have the gall to ‘compare a great man like David Miscavige to Martin Luther King.’ So fucked up but that’s Churchies for ya.”

Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”

by Kanye MEST September 22, 2020

churchiee

your moms "work" friend

Son: Hey mom, whose churchiee?
Mom: Oh honey its just a friend who comes when dad is at work
Son: Then why do I hear "OH GOD YES HARDER BABY!" upstairs?
Mom: Oh ummm because we are playing uhhm a board game!
Son:...okay mom, have fun!

by kgfdkujydsagtfui March 12, 2021

billy churchill

If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: Billy Churchill.

hmmm, billy churchill

by Billyisawesome June 9, 2014