churched
It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.
churched by crash landon October 10, 2004
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Churched
When someone disses you to prove they are morally better person than you, and occassionally left in awe
Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"
Churched by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016
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churched
absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor
Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.
We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.
My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*
We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.
My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*
churched by sailingjerryjones November 6, 2017
churched
She got churched last night.
churched out
"No thanks Bouve, I don't want to go to church with you today -- I'm all churched out from catholic school."
churched out by Samantha Davis June 18, 2007
Churched Up
Churched Up refers to anything or anyone that presents themselves as being better than they really are. It can also refer to over exposure either by the media or by advertisement. Loosely derived from getting dressed up to go to church, or believing that going to church makes you appear as being a better person than you really are.
"Britney Spears is so churched up, we all know she's really just a busted red-neck!"
"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"
"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"
"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"
"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"
Churched Up by Brent M. June 11, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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