chomp the box

A male using his tongue to stimulate the clit of a female. In other words, 'eating the pussy'.

"Some guys really like to chomp the box."

by monsieur merveille March 13, 2017

box chomper

an individual who enjoys to perform oral sex on a woman

Tom was an avid box chomper and went down on Mary nightly

by Bennie Z December 13, 2007

chomple

Bite, chomp, eat, chew, or otherwise consume with gusto

If you're looking for something to chomple, see the recommendations at chomple.com!

by Jody M January 30, 2009

Clompclomp

A girl who is extremely fat and never showers. The clompclomp typically looks like a man, has horrible acne and is socially rejected from everybody. The clompclomp's natural habitat is in the cafeteria and usually feasts on Chef Boyardee ravioli. It could also swallow a baby whole if it was hungry enough. It is also known that its hair can store many of her personal items because it is frizzy enough. Nobody dares to step in her territory or else they will be sucked into her bottomless black hole.

Did you smell the clompclomp today? It smells like she slept with her dead grandma!

by thatoneperson54354363 February 5, 2010

Chompophobia

The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.

"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"

"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."

"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."

(Collective shiver)

by Cirdellin December 19, 2009

chompin' on the wooly

Oral sex, often associated with lesbians.

Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night.

by chjo January 30, 2007

chomptastic

Something that holds the qualities of being able to be chomped and also being fantastic.

That kettle corn popcorn is chomptastic.

by Snugglebunny's September 18, 2008