Chester myself

To commit suicide by hanging oneself in one's room, while blasting "Numb" by Linkin Park through a shitty iPhone speaker.

vb. "That concert sucked. I'm gonna go home and Chester myself."

Jane: What happened to Bill, I haven't seen him in days?

Joe: Oh, I heard he Chestered himself after Cecelia broke up with him. What a sad way to go.

by Abraham Linkin Park July 21, 2017

Chester High

Chester High School is one of the most top ass schools in the USA. It’s located on the 200th block of west 9th street. The school is known for their lack of fucks giving and also the huge ass rodents that run around the creepy ass building all day. Mostly everyone in the high is burnt the fuck out.

Chester High is blowing my shit. I hate this fucking building

by Jakeeee223 July 28, 2018

Chester it up

Covering your penis in Cheeto dust and letting your partner suck.

Yo Henry, mind if I Chester it up with your sister?

by Sir_Trashboat May 14, 2019

angry chester

When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.

I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.

by Sir Captain Happy Pants March 28, 2016

Pulling a Chris and a Chester

the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. Moreover the latter might do it on the former's birthday.

Girl 1: You remember Jane and Jack from sophomore days? They killed themselves last year. I just heard about it!
Girl 2: Oh my, weren't they dating?
Girl 1: Yes! They were successful in totally pulling a Chris and a Chester!
Girl 2: Rip!

by Mriganka Midas July 23, 2017

Dr. Chester Bootingfield

#1: A person who has become excessively inebriated at a party and begins to vomit anywhere and everywhere around the room.

#2: The resident booter at a party.

Person 1: Hey look, Steve started booting all over his mom's new leopard print couch. I think that he had string cheese earlier.
Person 2: Don't you mean Dr. Chester Bootingfield?
Person 1: Yeh, Dr. Chester Bootingfield is definitely making a house call.

by Dr. Chester Bootingfield January 8, 2009

chester-le-street

shitty town full of fat, smelly charvers.

Most teenager in chester-le-street are pregnant.

by sexgod. January 13, 2008