melted cheesus

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!

girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.

by toast <3 x May 31, 2011

cum cheemus

monke yes
(this definition is sponsored by a shark bird)

Alkaide’s very fond of the cum cheemus

by AvemPistris December 3, 2020

Louise Cheesus

She will be the cheesy version of jesus and make everyone praise her or death will be imminent she is also an eshay and very fruity

Nelly: Have you worshipped out one and only fruity god?
Ben: no I have not worshipped Louise Cheesus however I appreciate her cheesy ness

by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Louise Cheesus

Louise Cheesus is a god who makes everyone pray to her and she is likely super fruity and evil.

Nellie: Have you recently praised our cheesy god , Louise Cheesus
Ben: No I have not recently praised our cheesy god

by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Baby Cheesus

Those small cheese wheels that are always wrapped in red plastic. When one is talking nativitorily it is common to mishear, and bring baby cheesus rather than the more appropriate baby Jesus.

"Hey man the nativity is starting do you have the baby Jesus?"
"Why of course." *pulls out packet of Baby Cheesus*
"What the heck is that?"
*confusion* "The baby cheesus you asked for"
*facepalm* "I said BABY JESUS"

by The Range July 19, 2022

Grilled Cheesus

Its just Jesus Christ but in Grilled Cheese

Hey do you want a Grilled Cheesus?

by Xeno Morphio October 8, 2023