Chinking

A side-effect of cannabis use that causes the muscles of one's eyelids to become relaxed and slightly closed to take on the appearance of someone from Asian - or 'chink' - descent.

A similar side-effect sometimes called 'red-eye' can also occur if a user is a new smoker or just smokes a lot. This is caused from dilation of the capillary veins within the eyes.

Shit man, don't be chinking so hard when we get to school! The teacher's will know we're stoned!

by RockNn311 June 29, 2010

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

by Smeeagain October 31, 2011

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

Chainin it

To follow another car through a yellow or red traffic light.

To continue going through a stop sign behind someone else in a chain like fashion

"Man you gotta chain dat shit!"

"The cops can't get you if you chain it!"

"Man I was chainin it the other day and they guy behind me got T-boned."

by Pete Blake and Doug Branson July 2, 2006

Chainlinking

A group of guys blowing each other.

When I walked into my boyfriends apartment he was chainlinking with his fraternity bros

by husbandpleaser June 9, 2009

Chainbanging

Banging a number of females in close and rapid succusion.

Man, i need to get tested this week, i was chainbanging last weekend, i banged like 4 girls.

by shooooteh February 4, 2005

Charning

Shaking or stiring violently

I was charning the milk for it to become butter.

by Charlie Flores April 8, 2018